Today is the first day of what’s left of your life.
I don’t get why Yahoo (an internet search engine) paid for a website that from the outside boasts porn. I mean you can get that shit for free…on the internet. You don’t have to go pay for $1.1 billion for it.
Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
A List of Fictional Ladies → Zoe Alleyne Washburne
Big damn heroes, sir.
your virginity (Taken with instagram)
GUYS GUYS GUYS
I NEED THIS!
“I sleepwalk, I get headaches, I am hearing things. I feel unstable.”