Today is the first day of what’s left of your life.



I don’t get why Yahoo (an internet search engine) paid for a website that from the outside boasts porn. I mean you can get that shit for free…on the internet. You don’t have to go pay for $1.1 billion for it.



man-duhh:

i’m proud of whoever this is. standing up for the real issues. 

I want to know the URL.

man-duhh:

i’m proud of whoever this is. standing up for the real issues. 

I want to know the URL.





Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?





A List of Fictional Ladies → Zoe Alleyne Washburne

Big damn heroes, sir.



your virginity (Taken with instagram)





“I sleepwalk, I get headaches, I am hearing things. I feel unstable.”